A response to Guardian‘s 10 favourite opening lines in children’s books because The Virgin Suicides? Rudyard Kipling? and no Harry Potter? That’s unacceptable! Here’s what I would have done if Guardian had asked me to list my favourite opening lines from children’s literature.
P.S.) Alice isn’t included because there’s really no need, is there? She’s the guardian angel of every piece of children’s literature written, ever.
1.
“All children, except one, grow up.”

Cover art by Emily Dove Gross. https://www.behance.net/gallery/Peter-Pan-Book-Cover/7367971
2.
“There was once, in the country of Alifbay, a sad city, the saddest of cities, a city so ruinously sad that it had forgotten its name.”

Cover art by Lesley Barnes for Vintage. http://www.lesleybarnes.co.uk/Haroun-and-Luka
3.
“Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”

Cover art by Katie Blaker. https://www.flickr.com/photos/57555800@N06/sets/72157626141011921/
4.
“It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.”

Cover Art by Mirjam Dijkema. http://www.mirjamdijkema.nl
5.
“Lyra and her daemon moved through the darkening hall, taking care to keep to one side, out of sight of the kitchen.”

Cover art by M. S. Corley. http://mscorley.blogspot.sg/
6.
“Where’s Papa going with that ax?”

Cover art by Much More Design. https://www.behance.net/gallery/Charlottes-Web-Book-cover/7125149
7.
“These two very old people are the father and mother of Mr. Bucket.”
8.
“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.”

Cover art by Alex Kostiw. http://www.alexkostiw.com/The-Hobbit-Re-Covered

